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Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:01

What's an Essex girls favorite wine? I want to go to lakeside

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:02

What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:03

Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:03

o.k. so you are quicker than me lol

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:04

How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door the others i know are far too rude lol

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:06

go on I dare you - lol...

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:06

: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers? A: To keep their ankles warm

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:07

What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. lol did warn ya

Lynda Ferret Lady

Lynda Ferret Lady Report 19 Mar 2006 21:08

Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection? A: Bus Shelters

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:09

lol lynda ok last one from me What does an Essex girl say after sex? 'Do you really all play for the same football team?'

Malc /GG and Jackie

Malc /GG and Jackie Report 19 Mar 2006 21:09

Whats the difference between Gary Lineaker and an Essex girl? Garys only scored 3 times in 90 minutes

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 21:17

lol have one more but it is very rude and extreemly offensive so if ya want it youll have to pm me lol

helenbell

helenbell Report 19 Mar 2006 21:27

i was born in leytonstone moved to Brentwood in Essex in 1959 and lived here ever since i was 7 when i became an essex girl, 13 when i wore black stockings and white stilleto's lol

OneStopGenealogy

OneStopGenealogy Report 19 Mar 2006 21:42

where in Leytonstone Helen, I was brought up there too???

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 22:01

and as we all know leytonstone used to be part of essex lol

OneStopGenealogy

OneStopGenealogy Report 19 Mar 2006 22:11

I'll have you know Webster, Leytonstone was very posh...lol lol lol

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 22:14

wot you sayin karrie ?? essex aint posh?? lol

OneStopGenealogy

OneStopGenealogy Report 19 Mar 2006 22:15

parts of it might be....pmsl

Websterbfc

Websterbfc Report 19 Mar 2006 22:23

lol its all the celebs that bring the tine down lmao

BrianW

BrianW Report 19 Mar 2006 22:28

I was born in Woodford, when it was still in Essex, brought up in Romford. My wife's a genuine Essex girl, born Romford.