General Chat

I have no idea how to do a fixing spell, oh blast,,,,, never mind we will stick with Pinky and the Brain,,,,,,, lol

dont you just wave the wand and say hokus picus or summat? you do now realise you are an accomplice to this crime..................................lol

ok ....

starts to chew mi nails....were in big bother if we get found out

only came in for a drink, oh well in for a penny in for a pound

has another drink...here Twig have one

isnt it eye of newt and stuff

Ta think we gonna need it if we cant clear this mess up........ oh boy! Oh my! Oh sugar,,,,,,,,, learn spelling quick........

any more brandy left...... if not have swiped some of Whirley vino and a bottle of Clueless Voddie, found a few JD's back there so brought one of those too............................

waves wand round

oh broken lock upon the floor fix yourself back to the door

fix this mess and fix it good

other wise we well get done of our bud

do you think that well work?

oh mi nerves are shot...ill drink anything

Blimey! Lynn that was brilliant..........

They'll never know,,,,,, and have put a sign up on the door, should give us a bit more time to fix this mess up............RELIEF..... they'll never know....

OMG...s....

has another drink and another and another

might lend this wand for --------
you know that-----------
you know------

that h-------w---k thing

Can you work it for mine too........ hate that obscene activity H****w**k Think you are really good at spelling you know,,,,, *grabs voddie bottle and has good few slugs*.....lol

ok now its clean and tidy

lets sneak off .....

no-one will ever know we was here

ill have to ask if i can lend the wand if i just take it they well know we was here

Hope that victim...oops person we dumped in Ellan's cupboard is ok, he looked bit strange in those leather trousers with no bum in them...... cowboys wear them dont they..... chaps think they are called.....

Right sneaking off........ dont let on now ..... coz we were never here,,,,,,, and if you gets holda that wand again,,,,,, can you magic me a strapping fella with lots of humour,,,, be ever so grateful......lol

aww bless him

bet hes got cold cheeks tonight...it is a cold night

well iam off to mi bed

to much excitement....

night my friend

i well see what i can do..for your wishes



dont forget to take the sign of the door

~~~~waves~~~~

Night **** catch ya later sleep well hun..................... A friend lol

~~~~~~~~~

night

leaves the thread nice clean and tidy..

its like we have never been here....PHEW

TWIG

the sign..om giddy aunt

Changed the sign hun ..... they'll never know.......pmsl

Old Maid and the Burglar

One night last week a burglar bold
Tried to rob a house.
He crept up to the window
As quietly as a mouse.

Into the window, into the room,
And into a great big hall.
If he had known 'twas an old maid's home
He never would have paid the call.

About nine o'clock the old maid came.
"Oh, I'm so tired," she said.
Thinking that all was well that night,
She forgot to look under the bed.

She took out her teeth and a big glass eye
And the hair off the top of her head;
The burglar had about ninety-nine fits
As he looked from under the bed.

The old maid reached for her great big gun
And to the burglar said,
"young man, if you don't marry me,
I'll blow off the top of your head."

The burglar looked all around the room
And could find no place to scoot.
He looked at the teeth and the big glass eve
And said, "Woman, for the Lord's sake, shoot!"


And then ---- and then ------- he hid in the cupboard