General Chat

1) If you break your legs dont come running to me

2) Mum: ask ya Dad..........Dad: ask ya Mother

3) If you climb out that window again, you'll be grounded

4) do as I say and not as I do

Andy be a good lad ...

Great thread mate......

My Mum used to say 'liars have to have good memories'.

If we said 'It's not fair!' Dad always replied
'No its rabbits wool'.

Gran used to say that you would cure chilblains by soaking the in the contents of your chamber pot!!-
never tried it though!!

Careful you'll get splinters (when you scratch your head)

Your not as green as your cabbage looking!

love it Ally

my mam used to say...,.....lookat the back of you ears!!! as if !!!

lol Stan, use that one myself!!

Love this thread brings back lots of memories

lol julie I say that too
and I spell it out ..the n or the o ?

and Sue cant stop lol- Karyonski

sue 2

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't blow your hat off when you sneeze

Another one................
"I'll buy anyone a pint, as long as they buy me two"

Dad used to say a lot of the things already mentioned but also "Cant fool a fool" and "You're all mad bar me and thee and Im not so sure about thee!"

Often think of the last one on some of these threads lol

Ally xx

My dear old Dad always used to say

'Who was the best looking person in the room before I came in??.......... lol

Linda

do you want me to give you a good hiding? (answer - no!)

come over here while I give you a clip around the ear (sure to!)

eat your sprouts/liver/anything else horrible - there's starving children in Africa would be glad of them (thought - but didn't dare say - please give them to them then, cos I don't want them and they obviously do)

get off your father's chair

Mrs Karyonski over the road (thought we had Polish neighbours for years) - that was gran's name for everyone whose real name she'd forgotten; which was practically everyone.


Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today (which was never, ever anything pleasant)

Sue

heres one of my sayings..what part of NO dont you understand..first time I said that he went quiet

Oh yes

If you pick your nose you will poke your eyes out.

Janice that is sooo funny!!LOL

ah ... a poke in the eye

that reminds me of a red face moment... I used to work at the local greyhound track and one night one of the regulars had a win of about 30.00 . so l says "better than a poke in the eye with a sharpe stick" It was one of those moments when the place goes quiet. Then l remembered the old chap only had one eye. He didnt mind still had his 30 quid

Jan

wipe yur nose cos yur chins bleeding lol

this thread is so funny

keep remembering them..

well ill go to foot of our stairs !!

were you born in a field ? (left door open)

or put wood int hole

ask yur mother
ask yur dad

or if you have to ask then NO you cant lol