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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 6 Jun 2014 19:47 |
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO!!!............ Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's backside and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Forward this now, (especially) to all your mature friends...... it will be their laugh for the day. lmao :-D |
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PricklyHolly | Report | 6 Jun 2014 19:55 |
:-D :-D :-D |
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Mersey | Report | 6 Jun 2014 19:56 |
:-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D |
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JoyBoroAngel | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:09 |
that's so funny ;-) ;-) |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:10 |
Tesco - if you crack a smile you pay for it :-D |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:16 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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MR_MAGOO | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:35 |
Very good.......... :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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Newby | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:43 |
OMG ...I just love you our Mildred.. |
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Susan10146857 | Report | 6 Jun 2014 20:59 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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~`*`Jude`*`~ | Report | 6 Jun 2014 21:01 |
You are joking are'nt you...??...l mean did you really tell this poor lady that awful porky and she and Tesco's believed you?? |
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Bobtanian | Report | 6 Jun 2014 22:30 |
Dunno about being banned, I reckon you should've been chained up, in the car park........with a bag of My Dog nuggets tied around your neck!! |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 6 Jun 2014 23:38 |
Personally, I think whatever you eat is your own business! :-D |
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Wend | Report | 6 Jun 2014 23:48 |
That's so funny :-D :-D :-D |
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Bobtanian | Report | 6 Jun 2014 23:57 |
well? |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 7 Jun 2014 00:07 |
Spill it, Wend!! |
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JemimaFawr | Report | 7 Jun 2014 01:34 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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AnnMarieG | Report | 7 Jun 2014 04:12 |
Mildred, I am having a really tough time at the moment, (thats why I am on here at this stupid hour) but having just read your story, well, what a tonic. It really made me smile and I havnt done that for quite a while. Thank you pet. <3 <3 |
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badger | Report | 7 Jun 2014 10:29 |
That's what you get for telling porkies ,he he,but i have to say ,if i had been behind you ,I would have landed up in the intensive care ward with a heart attack through laughing so much. |
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Kense | Report | 7 Jun 2014 12:11 |
By an amazing coincidence a woman was banned for exactly the same reason back in 2011. The only difference being that she was buying Winalot. |
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Sharron | Report | 7 Jun 2014 12:13 |
Tesco don't like it do they? |