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Can't Get Nun.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Aug 2014 10:47

:-D.... :-D.... :-S

Three nuns were talking.

The first nun says, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"

The second nun says, "I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found some condoms!"

The other nuns asked, "What did you do with them?"

The second nun said, "I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 10:53

:-D :-D :-D :-D

I lubs you Mr Magoo. :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 10 Aug 2014 11:15

:-S

Researching:
#Be Kind

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Aug 2014 11:17

WHAT !!!!!!!..................... :-0

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Aug 2014 11:18

:-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 12:02

:-P :-P :-P

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Andrew

Andrew Report 10 Aug 2014 12:11

For anyone who missed it.......


Three nuns were talking.

The first nun says, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"

The second nun says, "I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found some condoms!"

The other nuns asked, "What did you do with them?"

The second nun said, "I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Aug 2014 12:22

Thank you Andrew.

I bet the RRer has gone to church now and sitting next to Prickles.......

:-S

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 12:36

The congregation say......

"Three cheers for Mr Magoo!!"

:-D :-D :-D

The vicar fainted. ;-)

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 10 Aug 2014 12:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 10 Aug 2014 12:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mr M - don't post the other one. :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 10 Aug 2014 12:59

MR_MAGOO :-D :-D :-D and Andrew - cheers for reposting :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 10 Aug 2014 13:04

I won't GP don't worry...... :-0

Thank you Prickles :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 10 Aug 2014 13:08

Perhaps you can post it then GP.

Oh.......go on!

:-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Aug 2014 13:14

brilliant :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Aug 2014 13:30

Like

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Graham

Graham Report 10 Aug 2014 15:46

:-D :-D :-D

The RRer was obviously nun too pleased ;-)

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 10 Aug 2014 16:00

Ho dear! I wonder how long Dave Allen would have lasted as a member here ;-)

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 10 Aug 2014 17:02

Didn`t the Rolling Stones cut a disc on a similar theme.. "I cant get nun"....


Ah ha! got it... its called "Satisfaction".

Pump up the volume and give the neighbours a treat. :-D :-D :-D

Watch these granddads Rock it up at Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poXvMBhjSWk

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 10 Aug 2014 17:20

Never will forget Dave Allen. G.son in his twenties - showed him one last year and he could not stop laughing.

Expect he is still keeping audiences in fits of laughter. :-D :-D

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