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Not a film fan .so no from me .my sil had the book .asked do you want to borrow it .no thanks i said .so .it went to a charity shop .Lg my hair has gone white over the last twelve months .had it cut today & by gum it looks aok . :-D :-D :-)

I had mine cut today too Barbra so a little less grey as I left it on the hairdressers floor :-D :-D :-D :-D

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LaGooner I will be going grey kicking and screaming :-D :-D

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31428072

Andy

Gordon Bennett :-( :-( :-S

D H Lawrence did not write dross.

Not interested. Isn't it about a man grooming a young woman for his own sadistic sexual fantasies?

ive read the book , no way would i go to a cinema to watch it lol . oh the shame lo, :) x

Was sucked into reading the first one by all the hype. So poorly written it annoyed me and I was just glad I hadn't bought the others at the same time. Saw a trailer on the TV for the film and it did nothing to make me want to pay good money to see it! Don't know why they are releasing at valentines,there is nothing romantic about it! X

it look to me
from the bits people have put on FB or told me

very a smutty book

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Apparently the Fire Brigade are expecting a jump in the number of call outs due to people being stuck in handcuffs in embarrasing situations.

My friend, a mousy little creature positively salivated over the book, and offered it to me.

After all the hype, I was determined NOT to read the blasted thing.

I too am a Silver Fox. What an elite club we are!

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I'm also a Silver Fox....was going to get coloured
highlights in my hair but was afraid it would look like a
feathery duster :-D

seems like its the ladies that think its a load of old tosh...........

no I didn't read it nor considering going to see it.......either!!

Talking about grey hair reminded me of a twitter account.
For those of you who like a good laugh but don't mind a bit of innuendo, Google Fifty Shades of Gran!!

Some examples:

She fixed me with a gaze filled with sensuality, eroticism and deep, passionate desire. Either that or her glaucoma was playing up again

She always kept a line of men waiting, frustrated and desperate. Why did she have to pay with the exact change every time she went to Tesco?

She stared up at me, smiled seductively and slowly bit her lip. Those new dentures were taking a while to get used to.

She pressed her hand against my chest and I gulped as I felt a sudden spark of desire. Although it could have been static from her cardigan.

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#Puts up hand to ask question#

Me, me, Miss, me, me.

If everyone here thinks it is rubbish, how did it sell so many copies?





Just asking.
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Perhaps because the title suggests it's a story about old folk.

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