General Chat

So good to see our Barbara's back and welcome Wendy who's got the knack! To Ron a happy birthday's wished, Dee, thanks for saying I was missed. Undoubtedly this thread will thrive - Very good chance of it staying alive With Barbara, Ron, Dee, Wendy and me so hurry back Chrispy and Dorothy G. eXhale and blow out those candles, Ron, You can save us some cake with marZipan (( - :

A happy birthday to Ron Happy Birthday to Ron I've been away for so long But now am bursting into song. Blow out your candles and make a wish Cut up your cake (put my piece on a dish) Champagne to follow, let down your hair. Oh dear Ron, I wish I was there

Dropping by to say Hi to one and all The popularity of this thread must not fall Every one should come here and have some fun Make Ron’s thread the number one

Follow on and add a rhyme Go on, you know you want to! Hang out with us with a glass of wine It's fun and it's impromptu. Just grab a line from a to Zed, Kandoo it if you wanna! Listen up to wot Ron said or the thread will be a-gonner!

My oh my, what a morning, Phone calls, texts, and men a calling Now, please remind me I should get dressed Before the meter reader the bell he pressed Oh my goodness, he looked quite shocked Bet he wished he’d never knocked

Perhaps if I knock on the bedroom door she might get out of bed? if I rattle about on the landing I'll wake the sleepy head? Question is, how did the daughter who used to get up with the dawn turn into the gal who spends the hols never seeing the morn?

Reckon it's time we parted, my friend though you've seen me through thick and thin - Oxfam sack has come thro the door and it's time I popped you in. Svelte was I, the day we met and I grabbed you off the rail, meant for eachother, you and me, when you caught my eye in the Sale. Tempted I am, Bianca suit, to keep you as a momento. I loved you well, I love you still but it's daft to be sentimental. (( -:

Understand Barbara what you are going through My son stays in bed sleeping all morning too. Very soon he will have a really nasty shock For I will be setting his noisy alarm clock. Well, holidays are over, I am back to work next week and I have told my son a job he must seek. Xpecting him home soon, he is out with his mates He said he would be back around about eight. Yet here I am wondering wherever can he be If he has been held up, why can't he telephone me? Z is the last letter of the alphabet. Its no good, I'll have to phone him or no sleep will I get.

Another day is over another month gone by Why the heck do I just want to sit here and cry?

Xtra love to Dee please happy, happy be life is so short, dont be sad lets lift your spirits as high as the sun we'll send out joy to run and run and fill the world with pleasure and fun........ Barbara..xx

Back am i after a bad day good to see you comeing back i have to say Come one come all let's have a ball Drink is plenty for all in here write your rhyme and leave it here

Everyone rally round and help cheer up Dee. I will send her all your love and best wishes from me.

Feeling sorry that Dee is blue, wishing I had words to cheer you. Gotta spoil ourselves at times like this - or would a good old rant not go amiss ! xxxxx

Had a rant, it cleared the air At work they didn’t treat me fair I try my best and that’s for sure And then they expect I should do more Joy, Chrispy, Barbara and Ron I think it’s on here I really belong Keep writing verses that make no sense They ease the pressure when I am tense Lots of words, they flow from my pen (OK, I know, from the computer then!!) My brain it goes into overdrive (guess it proves I’m still a live) Never a day goes by without a thought Guess it’s just the way I was taught Over to you guys to add some more There will be new guys adding, I feel sure Please know your words did me cheer up (oh dear Ron, I finished the wine up!!) Quaffed it all, now aren’t I bad? But it’s what I do when I feel sad Refills needed, and lots of chocs (Off right now to wash his socks)

Say i to Dee thanks for washing my underwear & Socks. lol So here dee have a big box of chocs To Chrispy, Barbra and Joy too It's good to see all of you Under the see, aross deserts & through jungle's hey and all because Dee loves milk trey. lol Very pleased your all happy in here so i bring you all more wine and beer Will tongues start wagging because of a laugh at least they keep adding now i'm off for a bath

Xtremely sorry your smalls got shrunk (shall I die them pink, you can be a punk?) You really are a sweetie to give me chocs (will I ever get back in my frocks?)) Zipping off now, the beds need stripping Ron in that bath, please don’t go tripping Another broken foot would not be nice You’d have to sit with it wrapped in ice

Broken foot you still got the chocs Dee and all because a lady loves milk trey see Chrispy see Dee i have cheered up now and with that i'll go but be back some how

Delicious chocs from Ron, and all for me Perhaps I should share them, will wait and see Everyone can help themselves, please feel free And take a glass of wine, to raise a toast with me For we all wish Ron all the best in verse And hope we will never give him cause to curse

Glory be its raining raining very hard making my plants lean over making puddles in my yard House is full of washing wet undies new and old I seem to have a rainbow soggy socks, but no pot of gold!

I have a soggy moggy I TOLD her it was wet she wouldnt listen went off in a flounce my pet was in a pet Just got back and she's dripping wet towelling makes her wail I think I'll put a note in the window 'one obstinate kitty for sale'!