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LITTLE RAY'S JOKE THREAD......Feel free to add you
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TonyOz | Report | 14 Jul 2005 15:45 |
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was to good, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him very quickly.!! The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would dependon the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Do you have grounds.? POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half,and a little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?' POLE: 'It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,' he responded. LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?' POLE: 'No,' he replied, 'We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.' LAWYER 'I mean, What are your relations like?' POLE: 'All my relations are in Poland.' LAWYER: 'is there any infidelity in your marriage?' POLE: 'Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: No, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nag.? POLE: No, she human. LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, 'Polish Remover'. Tony Oz |
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Bobtanian | Report | 16 Jul 2005 21:03 |
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this may have been on here somewhere, but there was this blonde that heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note to her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk, the milkman thought that it was wrong and should be 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to ask, and when the blonde came to the door, he said are you sure you want 15 gallons? dont you mean 1.5? No she said I need 15 gallons, i am going to fill up my bath and take a milk bath, well he said thats ok, then, do you want it pasteurized? no she said just up to my boobs, i can splash it into my eyes. boom boom!! |
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