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What are you up to this weekend?

Tomorrow is the village carnival and it's a 60s theme.
I am in control of the "Yellow Submarine" and i have to peddle my yellow clad legs, that stick out of the bottom of the submarine, through the village for about 3 miles.
To compensate for this indecent humiliation, i am going to keep the money that is lobbed at me throughout the procession...........and treat myself to a slap up meal at a fancy restaurant tomorrow night....

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Hello PH.

How strange you should ask what I am doing. :-)

I am going to be up bright and early, there is a spa in town and I am going to go there first to be pampered a bit, then have my hair done.

Then I am getting on my glad rags and going for a picnic over Kenwood with Neil Oliver.

I shall show him the skyline and then he can tell me all about the history of the place.

Quite frankly I know it all already, I just wanna listen to his voice.

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Hi

I am going to a wedding in Northampton(was at one in Essex last Saturday as well)
Then Sunday be going to my sister in Essex as we are going away Monday until Friday to Suffolk.
Then next Saturday have my daughter Teri's 30th birthday party.

Hazelx

Neil Oliver!!

Oh do give him my best regards MG, he and i were at Glasgow University together where we studied Archaeology.

I do believe the chap was quite smitten with me. Happy days! :-D

Good evening ladies :-D

I'm jetting off to my private island to enjoy lots of private weather. I shall swim in my own private bit of sea which is kept at a constant comfortable temperature by my hand picked gawjuss weather wallahs.
The rest is private.

On my return I shall drop mushy pineapples on Mo'Gal for nickin' Mr Top Telly Totty :-D

Prickles.........I think you're fibbing about the date. The rest I can believe :-D :-0

Oh ho ho.

Green eyed monsters on the horizon. :-D

Sorry girls, but he is mine for the weekend. The whole 48 hours.

Yep, top tv totty. and mine, all mine.

Yes, I can confirm his hair is very silky to run one's fingers through. ;-)

I have been to that private Island, many a time ;-)

Doo keep your hand on your private's Island.... cos those unsavory Jelly fish, don't arf sting!! :-D

I understand that my social manager has confirmed a book signing in "Little whatsthat " for 11 am on Saturday followed by a lunch at number 10 and after noon tea with her in doors. On Sunday i believe I am expected to interview Oprah at 9.30 am with brunch later at the white house followed by a guest appearance on "who's your daddy" and I expect to be able to put my feet up 4pm. So nothing important planed

Sorry for the delay folks. I had to sweep Mr Holiver of me doorstep.
I said "I'm sorry Neil but I don't share.....ya big scottish flooozie"


Prickles......ya jellyous :-D

I know this is the "Weekend Fibbers Thread" (Well i wood, wooded eye!)
But...........it wasn't until i googled "Top Telly Totty Neil Oliver the big Scottish Floozie"..........that i had arf an inkling.....who the ell you were on about!!

Please give my regards to Oprah Big............we got on so well on the set of "The Colour Purple" We had a blast! :-D

Oh yes, Steven told me you'd been pestering Oprah for a go on her Whoopi cushion :-D :-D :-D

sorry gels, bit out off sync again. That bl@ddy Chris Packham was pestering me for some budgie seed.


My hungrey hunter is home so I shall bid y'all good night. :-D

I soo don't need a "Whoopy Cushion" Island............trust me! ;-)

Oooh - a hungry hunter home from the hunt. Lucky Island - she nipped off quick didn't she? No hungry hunters around here - all I can hear is snoring. Oh well, better go and join him, I suppose :-S

Oh............a Hungry Hunter home from the hunt??

I haint never seen an Island move so quick!!! ;-)

Sorry - a man who insures his hair?????
Instant turn-off for me!

I shall be going to the Hat Fair (true) and, should I come across Mr Oliver, I shall become Edward Scissorhands and crop his locks!!!

Now, Mr Depp - a different barrel of fish :-D

Way to go Maggie!! ;-) :-D

Make the most of the Delicious Mr Depp this week-end Maggie. Next week-end he is mine.

He can make me walk the plank anytime. ;-)

Am off to Monaco to a wedding as am related to Albert and
he has asked me to attend, wasn't going to go but changed my mind at the last minute. :-D

Emma x

Do give my apologies to my friend Albert Emma, i am sure he will understand that my charitable duties must come first.


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