General Chat

Gels, Gels, will you stop fighting over Johnny Dankworth. It's so unseemly to expect multi-tasking from a man of his age. :-D :-D :-D


That bl@ddy Chris Packham showed up at Silverstone just as I was going for a flying lap, pestering me for budgie seed again :-0 :-D

I'm flying my private jet up to Edinburger for Mike and Zaras nuptials if anyone wants a lift. My mate Duchess Kate, Princess Willy Nilly is lending me some posh frocks too if you fancy trying one on. Should be a good gig :-D :-D

Yes please Island. That will be grand.

Seeing as we live near each other, just let me know which corner to stand on to be met, and I will be there.

I dont need to borrow clothes, as you know I have an arrangement with Donatella, she lets me have the pick of the collection.

I can do the Hokey Cokey, but do you know how to do The Slosh?

tuck your skirt into your drawers. ;-)

I'm saying nowt about The Slosh 'cos I don't want to be whacked willy nilly with a cucumber. ;-) :-D