General Chat

leaflets advising the best way to cook small furry animals and road kill,after all that exercise ,the poor soul needed a good meal, he wondered towards----

Allan's bbq to see if he could get any advice on skinning and cooking the little furry things, particularly as he still had the squirrel in his sporran.

A veritable feast fit for kings when cooked with those special mushrooms that

to a far away place,were big bertha with the big red billowing knickers was the thing that dreams are made of,he woke up from his terrible nightmare, "or was it a nightmare or was it real,oh god he thought did i really do that!-----did i really eat the mushrooms and show her my onions===

or were those big red bloomers merely a pigment of my imagination?

They have just flown away in a gussset of wind .over the hills & far away .blooming eck thats not funny i have got a cold

heart, as Eldrick was unmoved by the fact that Big Bertha was still wearing them when they blew away.

it did however give him an idea for a hot air balloon. That would save much walking: now how to

get his hands on some large bloomers

without being arrested for either sexual assault or theft, depending on how he acquired them.

Still nothing ventured, nothing gained so

he looked around for a large female - there were plenty around with short skirts but on closer inspection they seemed to be wearing thongs - no wonder they had pained looks on their faces - he needed someone older, in their fifties say, and then he saw her - a massive bird - what you might call a boiling piece - she would surely be wearing some but how to find out - he decided to fall to the ground as if in a faint in the hope she'd come across - so to speak - and it worked - as she was bending over him he couldn't help but notice that

the sun was suddenly blocked out. he wouldn't say she was huge but his plans involved a hot air balloon, not a barrage balloon.

Still he could always cut them down to size and sell the surplus to a developing country for use as bedding for its entire population, so he

asked the rather obese lady if she had a spare pair of bloomers without elastic for his plan and she

surprised him - was very forthcoming and said he should accompany her to her house where he could take his pick!!! so off they went and

she offered him some pick & mix .he looked a bit

flummoxed at first but in the end chose a large pair of bright blue ones and thanking her profusely he left to see if he could

Hitch a lift as far away as possible.,,because the young lady he had just left had intentions on the poor man he

couldn't really take any more of big powerful women - he rather liked the shy gentle types - were there any left on the planet he wonder, as he strode on, knickers in hand, hoping he would find

Of which there were aplenty in Banbury, and he felt a little cross because there were no hot buns there only rings and bells so he dicided to become a bellringer as he was becoming a dead ringer for Quasimodo (who was crossed with a camel) but to do that he had to get hold of those ring to flog in the market,so he set up a stall and

a basket to go under his balloon after he he had made it,so with a purposeful stride he went forth and

clashed with Merlin :-D :-D

Like Big Bertha with her Bra and Knickers (Clash of the Titans :-D) very tight.pmsl :-D