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Cooper

Cooper Report 6 Jul 2012 16:44

" Im trying Anncardiff :-D :-D"

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 6 Jul 2012 17:17

But Annincardiff was totally innocent of the alledged crime which she was on trial for at the Old Bailey and Judge Cooper had to go and hide her blushes behind the

Allan

Allan Report 6 Jul 2012 23:02

bicycle shed.

Meanwhile, Eldrick, who had found an old A-Z in a rubish bin in a lay-by near the railway track, was once more bound for his ancestoral home.

(not to be confused with the Sally Army lass who, after reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey', took up bondage as she thought that she was bound for glory)

Only two miles further and he would be there.

Barbra

Barbra Report 6 Jul 2012 23:08

with tears in his eyes

Allan

Allan Report 7 Jul 2012 00:30

as his onions were giving him gyp.

Now there was only half a mile to go and Eldrick knew, positively, that he would make it without any further delays or deviations (his mind was still on 'Fifty Shades of Grey')

And there on the green green grass of home would be wating

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 7 Jul 2012 00:41

as he hummed the tune of the green green grass of home while looking into the distance,who does he see but,OMG NO .yes it was big bertha knickers flapping in the wind,clutching that book,oh i have so much to teach you she squealed,oh god save me he thought,the next day he was good for no one and looked half dead please------

lilybids

lilybids Report 7 Jul 2012 07:40

He needed a good pick-me-up,but what would do the trick,
maybe Nanny had something in her

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Jul 2012 08:17

cupboard, found it she cried his favourite Bag pipes , this will take his mind off things & as she handed them to him Eldrick said

Cooper

Cooper Report 7 Jul 2012 13:34

"you are not Nanny, you are an imposter. Where is my Nanny and who are you?"

Nanny turned and said

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Jul 2012 13:44

I,m Annof Cardiff Boyo Whats you,re B problem? lost your neeps? they do things like that at the Vets all the time so stop moaning ,get yourself an Icecream Van (Like The Popemobile) and get selling to the

lilybids

lilybids Report 7 Jul 2012 14:27

General public,as they come to open day at Thirdegree Burns,or as it is now named " Dun Roaming",But our hero still hasn't found out who are his parents so he called in

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Jul 2012 14:42

The Local Witches to dance around the cauldron which contained all sorts of things (Including ancient and rotted neeps) to shout Hubble and Bubble so that

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Jul 2012 16:39

They can create Toil and Trouble ..
Poor Eldrick had come to the

Cooper

Cooper Report 7 Jul 2012 17:45

end of senses and wits. This was too too much and the thin end of the wedge, what he really really wanted was a

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Jul 2012 20:57

a good woman who would help him sort out

Allan

Allan Report 7 Jul 2012 21:37

all the clutter that had accumulated in his ancestoral home. This had been mostly been the possessions of the procession fo his female tormentors such as Big Bertha's bloomers and the unused ash trays of Fag Ash Lil.

This would surely raise enough money to enable him to hire a geanealogis who could sort out his family while he settled into his new home with the lovelyt

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 8 Jul 2012 09:56

Fair Maiden , they could sell all the old tat on Ebay he would probably
get a fortune for Big Berth's bloomers
Then he would

Allan

Allan Report 8 Jul 2012 10:01

raise his children, neeps allowing, in a manner that would honour his ancestors and be a credit

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 8 Jul 2012 10:07

To all his relatives & the children , (if his neeps had worked )
he sighed & said

Cooper

Cooper Report 8 Jul 2012 10:17

Get David Dickenson in here, he of the orange glow and golden jewlery, its never been the same since that other silly old duffer took over his prime time luchtime spot on the BBC.

David will solve all my problems. He will be able to flog the ancient relics and toot which lies in this house for a large sum, and hopefully a small commission, with that