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CB I started as the pest but after helping people with puter probs one person renamed me the boffin ad that stuck lol and dont forget the idiot song lol Steve

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! I love the rich posh twits sports (can't remember exactly what the sketch is called. I think Life of Brian in my fave though, 'He isn't the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy'! Claire xx

I thonk you've mentioned all my fav's but remeber the nudge nudge wink wink sketch! Kaz :o)

Kaz The sketch: Man: 'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon? Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes. Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling something? Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! Squire: Well, I, uh.... Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes! Man: I bet she does, I bet she does! Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket. Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause) Man: SAY NO MORE!! Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! Squire: I wasn't going to! Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly? Squire: Photography? Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? Squire: Holiday snaps, eh? Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography? Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? Squire: Look... are you insinuating something? Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes. Squire: Well? Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire. Squire: Yes... Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've 'done it'.... Squire: What do you mean? Man: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady.... Squire: Yes.... Man: What's it like? STEVE

Thanks Steve! Hee hee!!

My fave is the cheese sketch. But I like the fish slapping dance as well, or maybe the pointed stick on. I can't think of a Python sketch I don't like Gwynne

CB - Steve is also a detective :-)

How could I forget this? From 'Holy Grail' - We're knights of the Round Table, We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes And footwork impec-cable We dine well here in Camelot - We eat ham and jam and spam a lot! We're knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formid-able, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsing-able. We're opera-mad in Camelot, We sing from the dia-phragm a lot! In war we're rough and able, Quite in-de-fati-gable, Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot! (I have to push the pram a lot) words by Graham Chapman & John Cleese music by Neil Innes

Which film was it where John Cleese was the public school master - and he brings his wife in for the sex education lesson? (I mean, actually to demonstrate the act with him!) In the middle of it the kids are generally uninterested and chatting to each other and he stops looks over his shoulder and says 'Pay attention, Im doing this for your benefit, not mine'

Gwynne the cheese one has sweerie word in lol lol CB Steve

clockwork. good film.

No it wasnt Clockwise, it was one of the Python films - erm Life and all that? something like that. And its in a public school classroom with a bed put in the front of the class.

Just remembered The Meaning of Life

The film was called 'Clockwise' and starred Alison Steadman as John Cleese's wife. It was absolutely brilliant. I loved the monastery bit and the old ladies. I always wondered what became of those sherry glasses. CB >|<

'Stone the unbeliever' lol, Gwynne

ooh i was close! see heather! bbblllll! (rasberry!)

Life of Brian, at the stoning 'Are there any women here?' Or the roman soldier giving the rebel graffiti artist a latin lesson No the sex scene with John Cleese was in the Meaning of Life.

Nice one Steven, I like the spam one, and the ministry of silly walks. Remember coming out of a pub one lunchtime after a works christmas lunch, we walked straight out and across the main road doing that------must have been mad, wonder we didn't get killed it was right in the middle of town. That was in the olden days of my youth. Ha Ha Gloria :-))))

RAF banter wher no one understood a word see below lol Bovril (Terry J.) Morning, squadron leader. Squadron Leader (Eric) What-ho, Squiffy. Bovril How was it? Squadron Leader Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Bovril Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, squadron leader. Squadron Leader It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry ... pranged his kite right in the how's yer father ... hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Bovril No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower. Squadron Leader Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy. Bovril Hold on, then. (shouts) Wingco! Wingco (Graham) Yes! Bovril Bend an ear to the squadron leader's banter for a sec, would you? Wingco Can do. Bovril Jolly good. Wingco Fire away. Squadron Leader (draws a deep breath and looks slightly uncertain, then starts even more deliberately then before) Bally Jerry ... pranged his kite ... right in the how's your father ... hairy blighter ... dicky-birdied ... ... feathered back on his Sammy ... took a waspy ... flipped over on his Betty Harper's ... and caught his can in the Bertie. Wingco ... No, don't understand that banter at all. Squadron Leader Something up with my banter, chaps? A siren goes. The door bursts open and an out-of-breath young pilot rushes in, in his flying gear. Pilot (Michael) Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let's get the bacon delivered. General incomprehension. They look at each other Wingco Do you understand that? Squadron Leader No, didn't get a word of it. Wingco Sorry old man, we don't understand your banter. Pilot You know ... bally ten-penny ones dropping in the custard ... (searching for the words) um ... Charlie Choppers chucking a handful ... Wingco No, no ... sorry. Bovril Say it a bit slower, old chap. Pilot Slower banter, sir? Wingco Ra-ther! Pilot Um ... sausage squad up the blue end! Squadron Leader No, still don't get it. Pilot Um ... cabbage crates coming over the briny? Squadron Leader No. Wingco, Pilot and Bovril No, no ... Stock film of a German bombing raid. Voice Over (Michael) But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London by July 7th. That was just the beginning.

From 'Life of Brian' - What did he say, 'The Greeks shall inhibit their girth?' 'Follow the shoe! Follow the shoe' 'Follow the gourd! Follow the gourd!' Jones (as Brian's mother) 'There's a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now , b***er off!' and Cleese as the Centurion who catches Palin daubing graffiti on a wall - 'Domus? Domus? What's that supposed to mean?' 'It says 'Romans, go home!' 'No, it doesn't. (Resigned sigh) Decline the verb 'to go'.'