General Chat

you can't sit in the fornt row for 6 pence

Anything is better then a poke in the eye with a hot stick

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright

You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps----or the one I prefer----- You, don't have to be mad to work here, but everyone else is! Vivienne

'To err is human, to forgive is divine' Alexander Pope

The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made (Groucho Marx). Dave

If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space. No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back. Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself. Micheal.

what goes around comes around... (and hopefuly it comes around alot! lol) xxx

'They mis-underestimated me.' george w bush (president) 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals.' Winston Churchill Micheal.

that was Groucho marx wasn't it Heather? It's actually a play on a native american quote: before you criticize a man walk a mile in his moccassens...(I know thats spelt wrong) gawd I sound like a proper nerd now..that was my own by the way lol Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Harold Wilson

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Michael Pritchard

'Some people talk a supreme amount of s***' - Rebecca Batty November 2005

I have opinions, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them -- Geo Bush Snr. Plagiarize, Plagiarize, don't let another's work evade your eyes. -- Tom Lehrer You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment. ?? Ladies are asked not to have children at the bar. ???? David

Seen on a sign 'This sign has sharp edges, Please do not touch this sign.' D

Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes - scrawled on the Emersons' warderobe in A Room With a View. I use it as an excuse not to get out of this habit Brenda

You don't have to be mad to work here, we can train you D

Don't cross your bridges before they're hatched

Susan, A stitch in time... it's kind of like, nip it in the bud (stop it before it grows out of all proportions) Paulx

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy) could've been written for me that lol

You asked for it!! You can never hope to discover new horizons if you don’t have the courage to lose site of the shore. I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so much - Mother Theresa Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing – Mother Theresa A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get it’s pants on – Winston Churchill The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. -- General H. Norman Schwarzkopf And some quotes from one of my all time favourites – Katherine Hepburn! If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Brenda