General Chat

you inherit yer family thank god you can chose yer friends! and Life is like a bowl of toenails

I reject your reality -- and substitiute my own. Adam Savage Mythbusters

Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in. Katherine Mansfield

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

I know that feeling well CB, very motivational isn't it? lol How about this one?.... It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay ....sums it up! We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance. Harrison Ford (see my other thread entitled-I HAVE A SON!!!)

everyone brings joy to this office... some when they enter, others when they leave! ??

... me, Paul (from Hampshire)?! :-) ''The word bouncebackability was first coined by ex-footballer Iain Dowie, now manager of Crystal Palace football club, who famously described his team as showing ‘… great bouncebackability’. The word is of course formed from suffixation of the phrasal verb bounce back with -ability ...'. :-) Joy (Kentish Maid, with bouncebackability)

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony-Mahatma Gandhi

'Never In the Field of Human Conflict was so Much Owed by So Many to So Few' Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen Winston Churchill.

' I've started so I'll finish! ' My (then) young daughter when told to stop drinking her gravy from the plate. Some of these have ben quite amising, especially the Tommy Cooper one. Dave

Nice one Dave, I'll post a few more from Tommy Cooper shortly,more one liners than quotations..but it's my thread and I'll do what i like with it!! lol watch this space

bis dat qui cito dat He gives twice who gives quickly or opportunely. Or He who pays promptly, pays double. David

As promised Dave, a few from a genius.. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.' 'My wife phoned me just before the show, and she said, 'I've got water in the carburettor.' I said, 'where's the car?' she said, 'in the river.' 'I went to the dentists, he said 'my teeth are all right but my gums have gotta come out.' I went to see the doctor today and I said ' I keep dreaming these beautiful girls keep coming towards me and I keep pushing them away.' So he said 'what do you want me to do?' and I said 'break me arms.' 'Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad... or my older brother Colin... or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.' 'I saw this girl across the room. I cocked one eye at her, she cocked one eye at me. There we stood, cock-eyed.' Tommy Cooper

A man is as old as the woman he feels. Lunacy runs in families; you get it from your kids.

'And if the wine you drink, the lip you press That all begins and ends in.....yes Think then, you are today what yesterday you were Tomorrow you shall not be less' - Rubayyat

When I say 'I Wish' my Mum retorts 'Wish in one hand, Sh*t in the other and see which one gets full first' Isn't she lovely?!!!!!!!! Joy

Joy, Here's one my mum was always fond of using: 'I'm as sick as a yuckle!!' to which you'd reply 'What's a yuckle??' and her answer: I don't know, but it must be bloody sick!!' *********************** Here are some quotations about families... They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that's why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers. David Assael If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. Jane Howard Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Leo Tolstoy A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Ike's Wee Wee, 1998 I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Cat Orgy, 1999