General Chat

to a discussion about slappers - one thing led to another, a fight broke out and the police were called - Alex was carted away - now he and David are both locked up - the street can sleep safely in their beds again. Michelle was putting more black dye on her hair when she heard what had happened - she dashed out of the Rovers and

finished up with black dye in streaks down her face, not knowing it was not washable, Steve took one look at her and

.......said......you look just like a zebra.....I keep telling you to keep off the dye.....

otherwise you'll end up looking like my mother! Michele was shocked at Steve's outburst and ran crying down the street to Liam's house.

Maria opened the door and screamed, Liam we've got robbers at the door. (she didn;'t recognize Michele with her black streaked face now mixed with tears and hair dye)

Liam ran down the stairs (that came from nowhere) and said

good God Michelle - Maria is with child - you could have caused her to go into labour looking like that!!! They took her in and tried to clean her face up with no success. Steve came dashing down to see what was going on but they wouldn't let him in. Sod it, he thought, I've had a gutsful of it all anyway, the hair dye, Alex, Ryan, Carla - how much black hair dye is there in the world, and as for spooky eyes - Carla's squeeze - there was deffo something wierd about him. Could it be that

brand new Mercedes has something to do with it and the recent trips 'down under'.......

but down under where - that was the question!!! It could well be that the weirdo had

been going to seances in order to get in touch with her husband - she wanted to know if he approved of her getting engaged but instead of getting the comfort she thought, she ended up

with answers she didnt really want to hear,she decided to tell her fella she wanted more time before the wedding date was announced,he went ballistic , "what do you mean "he said ," I have no
intention of waiting ,just who do you are,I can take my pick of any slapper I want,in fact I think I will have a go at chatting up Leanne,or as Janice the mouth,calls her oilyanne," carla fell on the

cobbles outside the cabin grabbing hold of shmicheal that was tied to the post.Not liking being grabbed he

retaliated and opened his mouth widely and grabbed her hair - it came off and the dog looked as if he suddenly had a long black beard - IT WAS A WIG - Carla as as bald as an egg - how had this happened

she didnt tell michelle,but it was the same hair
dye she uses that caused the fallout.she had
bought it from awdrys salon, marie recognized the
symptoms, she had done a ladies hair a few
weeks ago and she was the exactly the

.......same......she had kept quiet about it in the hopes that the same would happen to Carla....

why had not Carla sued someone about this? Was not Audreys - do not think Carla has ever lowered herself to go there - so why has Carla kept quiet about it and how has it stayed on during games of nookey??

......rumours were afoot that she had used the bats droppings from the building site.......they had to get rid of the evidence before the council enforced their bat preservation order......if they didn't find the droppings, there were no bats......

Carla had popped them under her wig and found them to be a great adhesive.......

......until she got hot, and they came unstuck....

.....so what with the black hair dye, running down her face, the bat droppings melting and the wig going astray.......she was not having a good time of it......

I can picture it ............even feel sorry for her! However pushing that aside - she can take comfort from that large rock which weighs down her left hand leaving only her right hand to push her hair (wig) back continually - meanwhile on the topic of hair - how has Gail managed to keep her hair immaculate in spite of her injuries and Audrey has not been there all the time to do it for her or has..........

she gone behind her mums back and got a mobile hairdresser in, no wonder she wont shop david, he is black mailing her threatens to tell

Audrey this mobile hairdresser calls each day about 8.00a.m. and is away again befor e Audrey gets round to opening the salon - however David is getting his comeupance because the mobile hairdresser is none other than

the long lost daughter of Richard Hillman

OMG - crosses and necklaces of garlic at the ready - however she does not take after her father but