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had taken her to the local fish n chip shop back in the 60's when we first started to date,i would'nt have to be doin all these changes now and i would be

stiff competition for that Beale bloke in the East end! Dev longed for some adventure in his dull life..flogging droopy dafs and soft spuds was no longer exciting. London!!! 'Thats where I'll go'. He packed a holdall, left a note for the dimer than dim Amber and off he went

in search of the streets paved with gold. Unfortunately, Dev took a wrong turn and ended up on the Golden Mile at Blackpool. It was loud & brash, a bit like Dev himself, and he thought this is my kinda town and immediately booked into a B&B on the prom.

He bought a saucy postcard saying 'wish you were here' and sent it to

each of his 'assistants' in his seven shops. He demanded that they text him the shops' takings every hour and

then he bought himself a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat, knowing that Amber would hit the roof, and headed towards a small cafe for a nice cuppa.

Suddenly Dev received a text from Coronation Street shop- takings down by £7:30. OMG he thought they can't cope without me

He immediately packed his bag and his hat and ran off to catch a tram.

Amber meanwhile was laughing her head off in the shop, mobile phone in hand. He'll never escape me she laughed again, a bit too scarily. Was she a devil child too??

"Well, you didn't have to come back for the sake of $7.30 (sorry, no pound key) that's your own fault you old miser" yelled Amber, back at the shop. "Don't you dare talk to me in that tone young lady, after all I've done for you, you can pack your bags and go to your mother-wherever she is, this old miser will buy your ticket"

and don't bother to come back,and if you find that thing you call your mother ,let er spend all the pounds on you,you both are Devils in every way and im no longer gonna take it from you and im gonna

buy a ticket to London as I intended, only this time I'll make sure I don't take a wrong turn, I've taken too many of them in my life already if you know what I mean. No, I'm off and goodbye to Weatherfield, you, Sunita and the twins and everyone else. My new life will start the minute I hit the ? (whatever the motorway system is between Manchester and London). Dev hopped in his car and drove like a lunatic towards..................

Birmingham. (Right, direction this time).

Back in Corrie land, Jason was eyeing up some ladies walking past the building site. Becky had nipped out of the Cafe for a fag and spotted him just as he was wolf whistling!

Jason.....she screamed

pull your trousers up,and tie your

your belt very tight,Becky came flying over to him,what are you playing at,I thought we had something going, we have babe he said, I donthink so Becky replied and sauntered off with Seans fella, well I never said Blanche !Tyrone came to the kebab shop, two of everything he said,Molly doesnt seem to know I am a growing lad,but he was unaware she was right

behind him. She turned and walked out of the shop. "Just you wait Tyrone Dobbs, she thought, you think you're on a diet now, you'll soon find out what being on a diet is really like . A nice little laxative perhaps, that should teach him a lesson. Something in his cocoa maybe, what will it be"...........

a carrot or a celery stick for lunch? I may throw in a spoonful of humous if you behave whinned Molly!.......

as she prodded him in the wobbly belly, eh stop it Tyrone cried, Jack said whats going on with you two, always spatting, Ve would have clipped you around the earhole!!just then there was a loud banging at the door, Young Ches was standing there, can you help me,I cant wake Kirky , he had a few of our home made

cakes and he looked funny before he fell asleep in the

front cottage garden next door at old Bill's ,i dont no what to do,i dont wanna get anyone in the s***,i couldt find his pulse and he is as white as snow,and if Bill comes out and se his garden he will get very mad,OH just hurry come and

check on him please Molly". Off they went, sure enough Kirky was in the garden sound asleep and covered in flour and surrounded by flowers! "Wake up Kirk, what on earth have you been doing" yelled Molly. "Oh, that's a good one for somebody lying in the garden Molly" answered Ty. "This is no time for jokes, can't you see he's in a bad way, call an ambulance quickly". Ty dialled 999, Ches started to cry and Kirk started to mumble.

I thought those mushrooms tasted funny, he said, by that time the ambulance had arrived ,of course Norris had as usual magically appeared, so just as I thought he said , drugs, !! dont talk stupid its not drugs ,cried Fizz who came to see what all the fuss was about.they took Kirky off to hospital,I will go with him Fizz said.Norris couldnt wait to tell Rita and Emily , do come and have your tea I have done you mushrooms with your steak,lovely he said and

off he went to enjoy his tea. "This is a nice piece of rump Rita" said Norris, and tucking into a hearty meal he began to tell Rita of the garden saga.