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he wanted to know how Vernon manged to keep Liz so happy looking, was it something he put in her tea? or was it..

he wanted to know how Vernon managed to keep Liz so happy looking, was it something he put in her tea? or was it..

whacky baccy because whatever it was he needed some to keep

the old sex appeal going so he

pleaded with Vernon on bended knee but Vernon insisted that apart from the obvious the only thing he could recommend was the tins of hot chocolate that Dev sold in the Corner Shop. Jack thanked him and hightailed it off to

Dev's to see if he had some hot chocolate or a jar of bovril and a pork pie with..

future sell by dates on, instead of his usual ancient stash of tins, dairy and Veg

alas he was unlucky there was nothing else to
do but

grow his own waccy baccy and his own special veg.He found himself a allotment at the back of Rosamund St and needed a couple of people to help him dig the mud so he took

Tyrone along with him armed with a spade and a fork and before long they had cleared a tidy sized patch of ground - they would need some cloches at this time of the year so he thought what better place to look for some plastic than

the Red Rec - surely someone would have dumped some sheets there or.......he could visit another allotment and pinch some - however as he was pondering which option to take

it was like an answer to prayer, the wind whipped off the knicker factory roof and landed in jacks yard,
quick he yelled to

Tyrone, give me a hand with this - we'll take this down the allotment and gvet it up before anyone misses it. He added "I think our Vera had a hand in this you know" They struggfled down the allotment with it and when they returned they were surprised to see

frilly knickers all over the street,Liz was trying some on to see which ones suited her best. Hayley was horrified at the sight of liz's rear end. Noris was ..

was holding the Weatherfield Gazette covering his face BUT he had cut a hole in centre so he could watch all that was going on and was having thoughts of

what he would look like if he tried some on,or would they be too tight on him as he had a very large..

ego whereas everything else about him was small!

very small indeed! He started to fantasise about have an affair with Liz and as he stood there with a sweeping brush in his hand and a faraway look in his eyes he was suddenly aware of a

prodding from a sharp instrument to his back. 'You've missed a leaf' scowled Blanch as she put down her umberella

and walked in to the cabin to buy the playboy magazine for Ken.She hoped this would put a smile on his face as Deirdre was starting to look more like her mother every day.
Ken once had a secret affair with...