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yet another 'spare' room was found upstairs for the prodigal son Alex. Sour faced Ryan

- well he now has a reason to be sour - what teenager should put up with this - however he has decided that the interloper should be treated as such - makes sure he has the hardest mattress and pillow and one drawer in the 5-drawer chest and as well as that he

can look for the elusive Amy who may be in hiding (for the next ten years) in that Tardis upstairs.

Ryan and Alex are in another punch up as they have got to share a bed and Ryans clothes.Michelle said he could stay but no talk of

Vernon now wonders who else is living there,
has Chesney moved in he said I havent seen
him or Schmiceal for a

few minuits. Alex demanded 16 birthday and Xmas presents, he threatened to contact a lawyer if Michelle didn'y hand over half of his deceased father's estate which amounted to

£44. 44p - he threw a trantrum and said that would not buy him a decent pair of jeans and threatened then to write to Michelle's parents and tell them the whole story however

later in the day as deirdre was passing by the cafe ,who should come out of the door but

hayley or was it ..........HAROLD !!!!!!

it was Hayley - she had come back hoping to surprise Roy with a romantic week BUT Roy was already in Africa hoping to surprise her - Becky was having a trantrum as she thought she would be on her own and maybe she could get one of those hunky builders around - sad girl - she has no respect for herself and keeps being hurt by

putting herself around.She has decided to befriend Rosie as Rosie has a trail of

chewing gum which they can both chew and spit into Roy's secret soup reciepe

but sally spotted what was going on she gave
rawwsie a clip around the ear and yelled STOP just
as tyrone was about to have a mouthful, you aught
to be

ashamed of yourself that is not the way you were dragged up - I always fed you on the best fish fingers and oven chips from Freshcos not to mention baked beans on toast for a change but if thats

not good enough to tantalise your taste buds then I'll start buying pot noodles, pot rice and anything else that requires water and a stir!

Rosie stared blankly at the computer screen while contemplating wether a Celery stick or a carrott stick would be less calorific

When suddenly up popped an advert for
a modeling agency that what i want to do she
said, and rushed off to get her photo taken

but found out that a modelling portfolio would cost hundreds of pounds so she thought of a cheap way out - armed with a digital camera of her father's (he did not know she had taken it) she asked Tony when Carla was getting a coffee if he would take photosof her if she came to his flat and posed for them - well Tony - thought Oy Oy and rubbed his hands in glee

Rosie thought about this for 2 seconds and then agreed. After all her father would sort him out if thinks turned bad.
So off she went into Tony's lair!

armed with a selection of discarded 'Underworld' cheap and tacky lingeria held together by a stitch and a prayer made by her mothers' own fair hands. Goggle eyed Tony gasped