General Chat

talk said Audrey

Gail no neck could not believe what was being said,how could fun time Audrey say these things.Gail started to

lift the ironing board out - thought better of it and poured herself a glass of white wine and then began to sniffle

" Oh my gawd" not the water works again
cried Bill I am off to the pub,but when he
got there things were

far from quiet as

jack walked in with our vera's ashes

a deathly hush fell over the crowd gathered there - Jack placed the urn on the bar counter and said 'the next round of drinks will be on Vee' there was a rush

.......and V's urn nearly hit the ground......be careful there, Jack said......I want to keep her intact.....

With a lid on, I tried all our married life to put a
lid on her ,never could but now

I would give anything to hear 'JAAAAAAACCK'

the knife rendition.She could out sing any nightingale reminiced Jack. I never appreciated her dulcit tones at the time but now I'd give anything for a

A big plate of tripe,Emily and Rita keep
making me go out for lunch,just then Emily
overheard the conversation. oooh I didnt
realise how

Jack missed home cooking with Betty and her Lancashire Hotpot - I will make Jack a big plate of tripe and onions - wonder if he prefers it simmered in milk

or maybe pidgeon pie would be more appetising. Emily peered through Jack's Pidgeon house and selected a big buxom bird

...it was janice, her diet wasnt working anymore...

and she ate the pigeon pie meant for Jack which had been left cooling on the windowsill in the yard - it was lucky actually because Jack did not and never ever would eat pigeon pie on principle - but that still left the question of what on earth to make Jack for a tasty dinner - blind scouse/scouse or fry up plenty of Ashley's sausages, black pudding and fried bread or

Pigs trotters with spuds 'n' spinach. My Alfie uses to enjoy that said Audrey, maybe his love of fat fuelled foods contributed to his demise she mused as she

fondly recalled that he was 'a fine figure of a man' and had the build for his mayoral robes but aah me she sighed - 'this won't wash the babies nappies' and speaking of babies - I wonder she thought how is Violet going to cope - that house is a tip since she went to live in it

and I hope she takes that cushion from under her jumper, plumps it up and positions it back onto the settee just where I'd left it!

Vi, noticed Jamie had gone back to being the slob
he used to be, and wondered what he would be like
when the babe is finally here, meanwhile back at
the rovers