General Chat

Rang the lottery help line and arranged to have
the money moved to a

off shore account. Ken was saving for a rainy day- and there's plenty of them in Manchester!

Meanwhile, over the road, David was

being obnoxious as usual and devious - having made Gail feel like a stranger in her own home - he decided that as there were two sleeping in his room most of the time and Gail had refused to allow him to move in his dear sisters room, he took a day off from the salon and whilst Gail was at work he swopped the furniture around in both his and Gail's bedrooms - trusting that, as usual, when confronted with her son's deeds, she would put her head one side, shout and then meekly accept it - however David had bitten off more than he could chew this time as

not only did she clipped him around the ear she got all the girl friends clobber and threw it out of the window closely followed by

everyrthing she found on the floor belonging to David and when he came home she screamed 'enough is enough David' and chased him with a broom (managing to clout him now and then) down the street, past Audreys and around the corner where a bus had just pulled in - David jumped on but

was thrown off as he only had a £50.00 note on him!!

Unfortunately for David - Gail had seen what was going to happen and was waiting for him - broom in hand and managed to clout him again before he took off - she chased him down the alley back of The Rovers - but he got ahead of her and dashed in through the back door of Devs where

Dev was caught sitting behind his counter in suspenders! David thought this was a good bribery moment so

he took a few photos on his phone and told dev he wanted £500 or he would send them to his mates and put them on

internet.Dev tried to reason with David saying he was only trying for size as he was buying a pressie for

Sunita - as it was their wedding aniversary soon - but David with that sleekit smile just

upped the bribe to £10.000. 'come on tight wad.!' he shouted, what's ten grand to a bloke with 7 shops!

But Dev was not biting - unknown to David he had a recorder under the counter and had pressed the record button so he had evidence of David trying to extort money - all ready for the police!

unfortunatly Weatherfield Police were on strike due to the lack of crime occuring in their manor! They were calling for 'Law Breakers' to 'work' in Weatherfield!

However dev saw a way out by getting a taxi and
going to manchester police soon three cop cars
were on the way to pick devil boy up,he cried out
MUM HELP but gail

continued to blow bubbles while practising to mimic a fish for the Surgery's fancy dress party

until all of a sudden her gills stopped working and in a panic she

tipped the fish bowl over her head instead of putting her head in the bowl! WATER WATER screamed Norris as he stood brush in hand outside cabin

So rita opened the bedroom window and threw a
bucket of water over him, he watched with horror
as his pullover shrank and shrank, just then a
taxi pulled up and who should get out only

his ex wife Angela....Didn't I go to your funeral a while ago, stuttered Norris! Never mind about that she replied I've come to collect my share of