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the money you got for selling all my golf gear

Norris thought she looked a bit queer ,not the
angela he knew and hated, eh up he said
youre not the witch I was married. alright she
said I am

her identical twin sister who Angela would not speak to because

we both fancied you Norris.Sometimes Norris was with the wrong twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poor Norris can he handle this,to think he was seeing two women and never knew.He must confine in someone but who will listen to him?

He is really worried now in case the sisters ever swopped places in the bedroom but dare not ask! Oh calamity calamity!

he sat Emily down and proceeded to tell her about his colourful life.Emily narrowed her brows,stood up telling Norris that he had better pack his bags and get out before

before she contacted the minister, priest, rabbi and anyone else she could think of - as he was a

menace to society and needed seeing to - sharpish! Emily called social services who ignored her pleas and told her she needed a referral from the GP. Emily contacted the GP but could not get past Gail who told her to call back in the morning before 8am to make an appointment!
In desperation she knocked on the door of

Ken (who else - they have been friends for years) and implored him (sobbing her little heart out) to come and sort Norris out - she could not have a man like that under her roof etc etc

Just then the girls from the factory came out and janice motor mouth shot over to hear what was going
on,oooh she shouted,NORRIS is a sex bomb
and she proceeded to

do a strip tease in front of Emily's parlour window and Norris in spite of not knowing where to put himself, kept peeping through the lace curtains

Emily was incensed and pushed Norris through the front door and proceeded to pack his gear in black bags and throw them out of the bedroom window - he was mortified, pleading with her to stop but to no avail. What would he do now? He wondered if

The Tardis called the Rovers had a spare
room ,but the answer was no chance,so off
he went to ask

if he could move into the 'shed'.
Poor Noris, nobody wanted him.
He did have a way with the woman after he slipped something in their tea.They all thought he was a hunk.
Nobody knew,but he was the father of..

Spider - Emily's nephew and it was a closely guarded secret known only by two persons - Norris and the mother of Spider - what would Emily think if she knew

and spider isnt the only one..........

he also had a secret,one night stand with...

Gail, look closely at David do you see the
likeness? but the whole affair sounds very

fishy - however Gail and Norris 17 years ago - perhaps they would have suited one another - believed to have occurred on girls night out.

..but Gail could have been mistaken. After all the guy she had a fling with although short and partially balding, was rather suave and debonair. Could this have been Norris all those years ago or was it the beer glasses she was wearing!

Gail decided to invite Norris into her home and offer him a bed (the spare room) However,