General Chat

it came from a good source that norris won
man of the year from a cravat firm.sooo

it could have been but Emily has reported in the past that Norris has been known to sleepwalk - she found him on several occasions cooking breakfast at 3.00 a.m. and had no knowledge of it the following morning so he could have

could have done the dirty deed,all at once there was a loud bang ,Jason ran out of the house with his crew cut on fire HELP he shouted, steve rushed over to him whats

that awful smell. Oh my mum's, burnt the bacon again! screamed Jason. Steve threw his pint of bitter over Jason to put out his hair. Eileen saw this and clouted Steve around the ear for trying to drown her poor boy in beer.
After a loud slanging match in the street they all retired to the rovers where

A karioke was in progress,suddenly the room went very quiet, the most beautiful voice filled the room , who was the owner of this amazing sound,

It was Vern singing the Full Monty.,and to top it he had the strippers.In came Tyrone,Norris,Roy and Ashley.They were all wearing

Underworlds lingerie!

OMG

Emily fainted - Rita was too busy getting an eyeful to worry about Emily spread out on the floor and stepped over her in order to get a closer look at

the monogrammed underwear

just then the door opened and a very smartly
dressed guy came in.He went over to vernon
I am a recording man He said , I want to offer
you a

recording contract but you must leave within a week to record in Romania - and you must leave your wife behind as we do not wish you to have any distractions whilst you are working - so

Vernon packed his drum kit a thong and a couple of beach balls and headed for

the airport.Once there he mooched about in the shops waiting to check in,when over the tannoy came a message

There has been a uprising in romania all flights
are cancelled till further notice ,bummer yelled
vern, got a taxi back to corrie land, then his
oh spotted him and she

burst into tears as she had planned moving in a toy boy while he was away.She decied she would be better off with a ...

younger model and one who was an experienced potman as she had discovered Vernon's stache of magazines in the cellar but

as she turned the pages of 'busty barmaid babes' she saw a very familiar body looking back at her

It was Annie Walker!. Is this a nightmare she wondered.

to her relief she felt someone shake her and
indeed it was a horrible dream ,Liz,Liz wake up
she opened her eyes to find Fizz standing over
her.what are you doing sat on the kerb;Fizz
said, I thought I was in bed Liz replied how

long have you been sleepwalking? It is usually brought on by stress - are your stressed? Am I stressed screamed Liz, I have a Vernon who is like another child, my son, his fancy piece - her two sons coming and going not to mention Amy not to mention every Tom, Dick and Harry landing in - I cannot even relax in my own back room for five minutes - and I have given up the fags - ask me again if I am stressed!