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this is why he has thread bare carpets! He decided that it was about time he started charging, so he placed an ad on the loo wall stating

'All who enter Thrupence a pee!'

Blanche was having none of it. She had known all along that Ken had no backbone and did not have the courage to charge people the going rate, so she promptly

attached a alarm to the living room door and put up 50p notices to use the loo and when she was off duty she employed

a couple of dobermans to ensure that folk were paying their dues

for the privelage ofdrinking in the same pub as her

50p's a bit steep thought Rita, but when you've got to go, by eck you've got to go! She put her 50p into the honesty box which was tied around one of the dobermans necks. The dogs growled and snarled and Rita was totally unprepared for what was to follow......

Norris came in - had no change for a pound coin and tried to get 50p out of the honesty box but the dog was having none of it and

grabbed hold of Norris's arm and shook him like a rag doll. Emily came to the rescue and clobbered the dog with her handbag. Unfortunately, she had the church silver ware in her bag (for cleaning purposes) so the dog flew across the Rovers bar right on top of Michelle's lovely shiny hair.

Michelle was not amused and

shouted ' you old fool I just polished that this morning'
Emily ran off in flood's of tears straight into the arms of..

the other dog,who ,at first just sniffed her all over,but then decidd he didnt like her perfume nor did he like what she was wereing,he opened his jaw wide and grabed her by her new silk painties that she had just brought from the silk shop for 42 pounds,she quickly thought what was he going to rip of her next

Meanwhile, back at the Barlows, Archie Shuttleworth was about to knock on the door just as it was opened by a fuming Blanche-what did he want after all this time

It cant be her body or charm as they are both worn out,it must be about the

annual Pensioners Outing to

somerset racing, that they all had so much fun at last years,when virn,liz,rita,ken,blanche all won and got roling drunk and fell into

the duck pond and climbed out into a cow pak,Blanche lost her bi focals and thought they were

still on the top of her head ,as many times before this is where she would find them,she was really hopeing this time they would be there other wise she would have to dig deep into the cow pad,which was still warm and more like the size of an elephant pad who had

Blanche found her bi-focals at the edge of the duck pond, thank goodness! "That's it for today,I've had enough and I want to go home", she said. So they all climbed onto the coach and were soon singing their way back to Weatherfield.

As they were winding their way back through the streets of Salford, Rita spotted someone she knew out of the coach window. It couldn't be...it looked just like Mavis, but why would she be pushing an old trolley at 10pm at night in the streets of Manchester.

"Stop the coach", shouted Rita and she hurriedly got off and

discovered it was Mavis and that she had been a 'bag lady' for some three years, Rita was horrifed and immediately made arrangements to

call the samaritans, because she couldn't take Mavis home as she smelled like rotting fish & sweaty socks. She gave the helpful people a call from her mobile but

Is this a repeat episode??