General Chat

so they decided to have a go at winding Ryan up,
but it all went pearr shaped as usual, Rita and Emily decided enough was enough, and called a meeting of the folks of the street, we cant go on ,it used to be a nice place to

live,but a lot of riff raff has moved in over the years. We'll have to find a way to keep out the undesirables.

so lets set up our own commity,work out what each one doesnt want for our street then,start to get rid of

anyone who upsets us, we need a list said Ken,
and someone to keep it all together, Norris said I
have some expierance in that area oh no said
Becky , I vote for Roy, I vote for Claire someone
shouted, I vote for

anyone that can sort this meetin out ,and do a dam good job with

Getting things back to normal, I will do it said
Rita, hurrah ! you wont mess with this lady.they all said,
so we will all go to the Rovers and have a few
bevvies, everyone agreed except Norris who
was sulking, Just then at taxi pulled up and
Lzs x Jim came sauntering over with a

bottle of Black Bush in one hand and in the other a packet of soda farls, potato bread and treacle soda - a gift for Steven he said and the food for Amy so that she would know of her heritage but

just then Rita and Emily appeared, on their way to the Rovers. "I think 'Ronald MacDonald' there, should be number one on the 'hit list' don't you Emily."
"Oh you mean Jim, I thought for a minute we had another member of the MacDonalds arriving on the street,heaven forbid" They were at the bar about to pay for their drinks and a female voice from behind them said, 'I'll get those, put your money away". They turned around and there stood someone they hadn't seen for years, it was

someone that they really
did'nt no if they wanted to see after all this time and after the whole thing with

Charlie, err, hello Tracy, thought you were in the
clink, no she said got early release for good
behaviour, just then Steve came in carrying Amy
cause as you all know she doesnt do walking,
What the h**l are you doing here hesaid

She had come to collect Amy.Big argument then started and little Amy found her legs and ran off.Not used to using her little legs she never got far.She ran straight into Audrey who was screaming through the letterbox to David who had

just got out of bed

David ran to the door.

"What the h*ll is wrong with you all, can't you see I'm trying to get some shut eye"

Audrey started screaming at David, "but your Mum is at the bottom of the stairs in a heap, don't you care"

That's not my mum" said David, "That's just my 'special doll' I through it down he stairs!

he laughed his menancing laugh and

ran to the kitchen and opening the fridge door began throwing out all those cans of fizzy drinks he has - he needs to detox - but he then when on to dance the Highland Fling on top of the dining table using his mothers largest kitchen knives as swords when

he slipped and one leg was hanging off the table and a knife had caught him

between the eyes! AAAaaaaaggg croacked David, this is a really cool look! He then

managed to get his mobile which was lying on the table and dialled 999 - as he was being loaded into the ambulance - Gail came from the surgery ( it was one of her work days - she only works one day a fortnight) and screamed 'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid' but

the ambulance doors closed behind David. Would he make it? Did anyone care?

Meanwhile, at the Rovers a party was being organised for Betty's 103rd birthday!! (She has been around that long and also looks well on it!)

Liz & Vern were blowing up balloons when

Vern breathed in instead of out and the balloon had fixed itself on his tonsils.Liz was violently bashing his back when it swirled round the room and hit

someone walking through the Rovers toilets and straight into Ken's front room. Ken then told them to leave promptly with the balloon attached to his bum. But then again Ken has had people walking through into his front room for 47 years.

The Rovers is a Tardis. The punter darted back into the Rovers with the balloon